Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Chinese Food and Real Estate

Not long ago, I stopped on my way home for take-out Chinese food, which I ordered from this menu:

Yurrrrrrmmm, I love Chinese cruisine!

As I waited, my take-out menu clutched in my sweaty palm, quivering with the slightly inappropriate desire to giggle hysterically and point out the typo to everyone within earshot, I took a bit of a stroll around the neighbourhood. You can imagine my joy/chagrin to come across this high-vis sign:

Oh yeah! Double whammy day!

Come on out and buy a new condo all you Mariniers: sailiors, fishiers, captiains and all other seafariers welcome.